Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?

stepped on a 7-cm nail today. fortunately, It didn't pierce my foot. damn that hurt

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

I let a snail slither on my dick.

erotic as hell

Sakura1 wrote:

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

I let a snail slither on my dick.

Insect blowjob lel

This place is a fucking mess

Trill wrote:

Sakura1 wrote:

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

I let a snail slither on my dick.

Insect blowjob lel

This place is a fucking mess

This is a sanatorium.

Trill wrote:

Sakura1 wrote:

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

I let a snail slither on my dick.

Insect blowjob lel

This place is a fucking mess

I agree with trill. Yep time to hang myself. I agree with trill.

I love short mahjong games. The moonrune guy didn't have a prayer. We all took shots at him and brought him down to 0 before the East Round was over.

But, actually, the really close ones are probably both more fun and more stressful.

Trill wrote:

Sakura1 wrote:

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

I let a snail slither on my dick.

Insect blowjob lel

This place is a fucking mess

I love you too

Someone help me

Princess Nana wrote:

Someone help me

GO TO BED

Machinima used to be so fucking awesome.. then, everyone that was cool quit, except for the blonde guy that's always on the right and that bigoted dwarf with the curly hair that stands on the left.

FunHaus was the 2nd iteration of their Inside Gaming channel. RoosterTeeth lured them away and stuck them in a shitty office with glaring white walls.. so, every video looks like you're watching four guys stand in front of the fucking sun. (They still have grade-A banter.)

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It sucks that no one makes GamerPoop anymore. I think it might have to do with most content owners being greedy faggots and wanting all the money that's made from their intellectual properties.. kind of like what Nintendo did to AngryJoe. (He did a Let's Play of a new Nintendo game, Nintendo's lawyers seized all ad revenue from the video, so he gets zero dollars for all the time and effort spent making the video.)

Princess Nana wrote:

Someone help me

ROFL

Blame pewdafaggot for single handedly ruining video entertainment. He and his clones got a strangle hold on youtubes videogame related views till everyone slowly died due to not being able to make a living. Instead of the money being distrubuted enough for everyone to make a living what little income there is in video game entertainment is hogged up by a select faggots. That and youtubes content Id match. Rev games was the last gaming channel I can remember. The went down months ago and my my youtube gaming fill has been empty for a while.

boytitan2 wrote:

Blame pewdafaggot

I hate that motherfucker.

I'd seen him recommended at the end of several things I'd watch, over the years, but I never once clicked on it.. mainly because the name sounded retarded. Once I saw the South Park Xmas episode, I finally found out who he was and I was gladdened to have not known it sooner.

There are two Youtube channels that I absolutely adore:

FunHaus, the gaming channel I mentioned:

Sargon of Akkad, a social commenter:

If I ever won a lottery.. if I ever even played the lottery.. I'd donate 1% of my net earnings to each of them.

It really hit home in the pewdieturd became a millionaire its like hey guys are busting ass But thanks to youtubes viewing algorithms that put up views by region first this faggot gets a bunch of views over everyone instantly. Pretty much anyone not in America looking up a video with the right tags will see pew first skyrocketing his views then Americans will click after seeing he has a tone of views.

boytitan2 wrote:

It really hit home in the pewdieturd became a millionaire its like hey guys are busting ass But thanks to youtubes viewing algorithms that put up views by region first this  faggot gets a bunch of views over everyone instantly. Pretty much anyone not in America looking up a video with the right tags will see pew first skyrocketing his views then Americans will click after seeing he has a tone of views.  

It's not the first time that Youtube viewing algorithms fuck things up, but it's kind of sad that it discourages people with potential from bringing original and interesting content.

Im the greatest person here.

AnTi90d wrote:

Machinima used to be so fucking awesome.. then, everyone that was cool quit, except for the blonde guy that's always on the right and that bigoted dwarf with the curly hair that stands on the left.

FunHaus was the 2nd iteration of their Inside Gaming channel. RoosterTeeth lured them away and stuck them in a shitty office with glaring white walls.. so, every video looks like you're watching four guys stand in front of the fucking sun. (They still have grade-A banter.)

machinima is nice, at least the people that did halo machinima were.
I never really knew machinima until I started playing halo reach

I went outside tonight after my girlfriend left for work since it was a nice clear night out and kinda warm. After about 10 minutes I saw this cat. I sat down in the middle of a sidewalk light so it could see I posed no danger and kept gently calling to it. After about 20 minutes it finally came up to me and started doing cat stuff to me.

I pet it for about 30 minutes and let it sit in my lap before I decided to head back in. I felt kind of bad about leaving it outside but I don't know whether it has an owner yet or if it's carrying anything that might harm my other pets.

Pictures from a bad cam:

Today I found a snake.

I miss all your history on machinima.
Dude Soup Plz.

Holy fucking Christ..

My almost 90, WWII veteran grandfather was driving with my grandmother, today. His car was overheating because it needs a new thermostat and a coolant flush.. like I told him six months ago..

He got the bright idea that he'd unlatch one of the hood latches and continue driving instead of sitting in a parking lot for a half of an hour. (Cars have two hood latches. One is the latch that you undo from the lever under the steering wheel and the other is the flimsy latch that you undo at the front of the hood.)

They drove down the fucking highway and the weak secondary latch (the one that you can undo with one finger from the front of the hood) popped open from the wind and road vibration.. and the car's hood flew back and slammed against the front window.

Then, the hood wouldn't latch back because the hood was bent, so he jammed two pieces of metal under the left and right sides of the hood and smashed the hood (which bent it further) until it latched back.

So, when they got back in town from almost dying because of my grandfather's senility in thinking that it's perfectly OK to drive down the highway with a half latched hood, they enlisted me to wave a magic wand and make everything that he fucked up be not fucked up.

..and I actually managed to fix everything.. after an hour, three crowbars, a socket wrench and a regular wrench were applied to the damaged area. I had to basically dismantle his hood that was jammed shut and bent, bend everything back to how it's supposed to be and put everything back together.. with no actual mechanic training or prior experience in hood operation and repair.

Pretty excited for my 21st birthday party today. I might post pics i dunno

Wow anti you're a pretty good handyman o3o

Also, recent episodes of Kuroko No Baske focusing on the flashback is too damn scary with Akashi having personality disorder and all ;A;

https://imgur.com/gallery/oPn3G

imgur browsing as usual, then i found this

http://puu.sh/hkCEo/c1970ddaf3.jpg

Found this shit (figma) in the mail.

http://puu.sh/hkCF2/90f6c22758.jpg

and playing CS:GO.