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Posts : 1136 Join date : 2011-12-13 Age : 29 Location : New York
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:10 am
reVelske wrote:
Kill all asians.
And all africans too whilst we at it.
And curymunchers too, definitely.
Oh hell just kill everyone.
Kill everyone.
Soarer Regular Poster
Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:14 am
Don't kill mielfi...
AnTi90d Grand Poster
Posts : 3282 Join date : 2011-06-15 Age : 1010 Location : U.S.S.A - United Socialist States of America
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:23 am
Holy shit, how do these people exist?
Guy Trashes "Spiritual" Girlfriend's Car After Granny Dildo Sex Prophecy
The story:
When officials came to arrest 28-year-old Floridian Casey Molter for the thorough dismantling he'd just given his girlfriend's '97 Altima, he told them he'd done it because she was a "spiritual person" who could "tell a person about their dreams." Her latest vision, he added, was a little heavy on the dead grandma dildo sex.
Specifically, according to Treasure Coast Newspapers crime blogger Will Greenlee, Molter's unnamed girlfriend allegedly told him that "his dead grandmother would appear in his dreams and commit unusual sex acts involving him and an adult toy."
For that unwanted prediction, he allegedly smashed her cellphone, slashed the Altima's tires, broke its side mirror, littered it with ambiguously natured "love notes," and adorned it with a single used condom like a maraschino cherry.
Greenlee's report also includes a mention of Molter "throwing the creams and lotions," though it's unclear whether his target was his girlfriend or her Nissan.
According to the incident report, Molter, of Indian River County, told police he "snapped" because he couldn't get the image of his late, sweet granny violating him with "an adult erotic device" out of his head. He was arrested for criminal mischief.
So, it was basically:
the Girlfriend wrote:
Your dead grandmother's ghost rapes you with a dildo at night.
the Boyfriend wrote:
I'm going to destroy your car with my bare hands.
Mie Ace Poster
Posts : 1136 Join date : 2011-12-13 Age : 29 Location : New York
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:52 am
AnTi90d wrote:
the Boyfriend wrote:
I'm going to destroy your car with my bare hands.
I read Boytitan.
Shai Legendary Poster
Posts : 4410 Join date : 2012-07-30 Age : 29 Location : Lost Canvas
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:52 am
Lol.
People never stop amazing me with their weird shit.
AhegaoMaster 野獣先輩
Posts : 3335 Join date : 2013-08-07
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:10 am
where the tentacles at
Shai Legendary Poster
Posts : 4410 Join date : 2012-07-30 Age : 29 Location : Lost Canvas
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:14 am
We had to count every single card, envelop and pencil box in the museum that's for sale. Apparently they didn't keep a proper file somewhere to see how many products they still had left, so we had to count all of them (6 man total). On my own I already had over 1k cards. I think we also have to count all the perfume bottles later today.
/Exciting life
reVelske Grand Poster
Posts : 3758 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 38 Location : Robot Heaven
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:12 am
Buying trustworthy vacuum cleaners that won't break down in a year is difficult.
Wish I was filthy rich and can just buy a Miele or Dyson.
Fuck Electrolux. (nevermind the fact that they are one of our clients)
Sakura1 Crab
Posts : 5579 Join date : 2013-06-25 Location : Bad Cake I hope u choke on watermelons
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:58 am
i got to school and it was empty
fggt Flat chests are JUSTICE!
Posts : 5770 Join date : 2011-02-03 Age : 32 Location : A certain boss's room
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:28 am
Posts : 3758 Join date : 2011-01-31 Age : 38 Location : Robot Heaven
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:32 am
Them motherfucking smileys are at it again, those saboteurs.
Shai Legendary Poster
Posts : 4410 Join date : 2012-07-30 Age : 29 Location : Lost Canvas
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:32 am
Apparently our bus driver thought he was in a different bus then he actually was. So after the first two stops he started going the wrong way. At first I thought he just went around because the road might be blocked, which would mean he'd miss one stop but that one has almost no one there. Until he didn't go to the left a second time and someone came up asking if he's aware that he's going the wrong way. Turns out he thought he was driving a different bus. So he ended up turning around and going all the way back to make sure he passes all stops.
He turned completely red when she asked him that question. Poor guy.
AhegaoMaster 野獣先輩
Posts : 3335 Join date : 2013-08-07
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:00 am
My feels for GUNDAM unicorn are so intense I'm shearing tears to tHE BGM
boytitan2 Fishell
Posts : 8639 Join date : 2010-12-23 Age : 31 Location : Buffalo NewYork
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:02 pm
Nancy wrote:
My feels for GUNDAM unicorn are so intense I'm shearing tears to tHE BGM
My fucking theme song LISTEN TO THE FUCKING DRUMS.
Badum Badum Badum. Warning noises more warning noises, Warning noises get more intense. ADD THE FUCKING TRUMPETS. MORE TRUMPETS. Pause. Epic violins go druming slow down. Wait for it he is getting close. OMG ITS BT RUN FOR YOUR LIFES. Epic music plays as I destroy the city. This isn't even my final form. MORE EPICNESS ensues at 2:44 as I transform. 3:30 I look at the damage I have done, :50 I prepare to fly over and destroy the next city.
AhegaoMaster 野獣先輩
Posts : 3335 Join date : 2013-08-07
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:29 pm
boytitan2 wrote:
Nancy wrote:
My feels for GUNDAM unicorn are so intense I'm shearing tears to tHE BGM
My fucking theme song LISTEN TO THE FUCKING DRUMS.
Badum Badum Badum. Warning noises more warning noises, Warning noises get more intense. ADD THE FUCKING TRUMPETS. MORE TRUMPETS. Pause. Epic violins go druming slow down. Wait for it he is getting close. OMG ITS BT RUN FOR YOUR LIFES. Epic music plays as I destroy the city. This isn't even my final form. MORE EPICNESS ensues at 2:44 as I transform. 3:30 I look at the damage I have done, :50 I prepare to fly over and destroy the next city.
I LIKE BANSHEE BUT..... I GIVE MY FEELS AND MY DELICIOUS TEARS TO THIS ONE.
0:00-0:19"To my only desire.. the beast of possibilities, the symbol of hope" OH MY GOD 0:41- WHEN BANAGER SAYS "Mother, i'm sorry.. i'm heading off" THEN THE UNICORN AWAKES AND IT MOVES THROUGH THE SMOKE/FLAMES/FIRE OH MY GOD THE FEELS BUILT UP SO MUCH, GUNDAM GOES INTO NT-D MODE AND TAKES OUT BEAM SWORD, AND EVERYONE LOOK AT THE GUNDAMU THEN IT CHARGES. i'm done fangirling
Sakura1 Crab
Posts : 5579 Join date : 2013-06-25 Location : Bad Cake I hope u choke on watermelons
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:51 pm
I tlalked to ny crush and stare at his eye so fxking beautiful owo and was acting as if he wass flirting with me
AnTi90d Grand Poster
Posts : 3282 Join date : 2011-06-15 Age : 1010 Location : U.S.S.A - United Socialist States of America
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:34 pm
Today marks the day that my blind cat became a man.
He had previously tried raping his sister and his grandmother.. but, he's blind.. and no one ever told him what to do.. so all he ever managed to do was bite their neck and stand there, which pissed them both off to no end.
Today, though, was his day. He fully mounted and executed a successful mating maneuver on his grandmother.. while his brother and grandfather watched.
To reward him, I opened a can of white chicken meat and pet the shit out of him. (..and, don't worry about them overpopulating.. granny cat is too old to have kittens.)
Now, he's strutting around my backyard.. letting all the other cats sniff his ass.
Winty God Poster
Posts : 8419 Join date : 2011-06-12 Location : california
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:38 pm
what a fucking gangster
colfenor1337 Ace Poster
Posts : 1868 Join date : 2013-01-20 Age : 32 Location : Malaysia
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:54 pm
holy crap. Anti you gotta post up a pic of that cat!
AnTi90d Grand Poster
Posts : 3282 Join date : 2011-06-15 Age : 1010 Location : U.S.S.A - United Socialist States of America
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:45 pm
I donut own a digital camera.. or a celphone..
I might get a relative to snap a pic of him and email it to me.
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Ugh.. it's supposed to snow, tomorrow.. and tomorrow night be 33 degrees below freezing. I hates winter.
Astral_Dono 野獣先輩
Posts : 7875 Join date : 2011-06-10 Age : 30 Location : Mars
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:10 pm
Been having a bit of fun with the new comic generator thingy on C&H.
21 comics:
<- Made this one myself after going through hundreds and handpicking the best ones.
boytitan2 Fishell
Posts : 8639 Join date : 2010-12-23 Age : 31 Location : Buffalo NewYork
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:26 pm
Just contacted verizon about running fiber in my area. Pretty much told the rep cut the your expanding bullshit you have been expanding for 2 years and are available in areas of lower in come than the one I am in I need you service immediately because I am done with twc shit. The rep said he will check to see if fiber could be run in my area.
I am going from shitting 20mbps internet to shitty 50mbs internet if they have clearance to run fiber here.
Tuskin Do not charge RT
Posts : 2811 Join date : 2011-01-25
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:21 pm
Gato-ichi
Soarer Regular Poster
Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:11 pm
Sadly to some governments, internet is not a utility, rather an entertainment platform to be baby-sitted to the point that homing pigeons would be a better alternative.
Shai Legendary Poster
Posts : 4410 Join date : 2012-07-30 Age : 29 Location : Lost Canvas
Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life? Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:30 am
It started with just sore throat. Now I have a runny nose, a headache and even my eyes are hurting. My eyes are also kinda red and my nose is even redder. Worst part is that I'm running out of tissues. It's only been 1,5 hour and I already emptied half a package. I thought one would be enough. ; _ ;
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Subject: Re: Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?
Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?
<- Made this one myself after going through hundreds and handpicking the best ones.