Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?

So.. I just got high with my 52 year old aunt.. and we talked about shit that happened a long time ago.. and she started talking about when we went to Florida to visit her sister, my other aunt.

My first memory is being on the beach in Florida, making a sandcastle.. one month before my second birthday.. and before I finished, the tide came in.. and I was very angry at my family members for not telling me to build my sandcastle further away from the water. I realized that they fucked up.. they didn't foresee something.. they were fallible creatures..

Anyway, talking with her made me remember something else that happened, that day. I was swimming out in the ocean with my grandfather. I'd forgotten about that entire memory for at least two decades, and talking with someone else that was there brought it out of hibernation.

Brains are weird.

Three girls were killed in a hit and run in front of the elementary school I use to go to. Probably some sick fun thought it to be a good joke if he did so.
http://ktla.com/2014/10/31/2-children-killed-1-injured-possibly-when-struck-by-car-in-santa-ana/

https://i.imgur.com/TcZpqW1.jpg
came back from halloween party to this. thanks cat.

Winty wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/TcZpqW1.jpg
came back from halloween party to this. thanks cat.

Well that escalated pretty quickly.

I got so drunk last night that I am still drunk now 5 hours later. Wait still drunk.

Slept all night for my halloweeeen

FInnally I never will forget a number I got from the club again I WIN TITAN WINS ! So I was so drunk I danced on stage. I kissed a random girl, I tried to flush the toilet but I flush toilets by round house kicking the handle and I was so drunk I kept kicking bottles because these fuckers kept putting bottles on the urinals. Every time I did this people ran out the bathrom yelling Ayyye. I think they thing I did this intentionally not realizing how fucked up I was and the simple fact I was just missing the flush button. I was so drunk some of the girls I got they numbers from i added multiple times.
Also again thanks to this app titan fucking wins !

Umm..

So, I went to bed.. and at that time, I owned three black cats.

I just woke up and went outside.. it snowed...

..and now, I own four black cats.

I don't know where the fourth one came from. His form bears resemblance to my own cats'.. and, he's friendly.

Happy Halloween to me?..

AnTi90d wrote:

Umm..

So, I went to bed.. and at that time, I owned three black cats.

I just woke up and went outside.. it snowed...

..and now, I own four black cats.

I don't know where the fourth one came from. His form bears resemblance to my own cats'.. and, he's friendly.

Happy Halloween to me?..

Now that's a trick or treat.

boytitan2 wrote:

FInnally I never will forget a number I got from the club again I WIN TITAN WINS ! So I was so drunk I danced on stage. I kissed a random girl,  I tried to flush the toilet but I flush toilets by round house kicking the handle and I was so drunk I kept kicking bottles because these fuckers kept putting bottles on the urinals. Every time I did this people ran out the bathrom yelling Ayyye. I think they thing I did this intentionally not realizing how fucked up I was and the simple fact I was just missing the flush button. I was so drunk some of the girls I got they numbers from i added multiple times.
Also again thanks to this app titan fucking wins !

is Awtum one of those "unique" names or were you just too drunk to type it properly

Holy shit.. my new black cat.. it's friendly!

After my experience with my neighbor's cat that was very unfriendly, I was a little leery of putting my hands near another unfamiliar cat.

..but, I went outside to check on them and saw that their food bowl was almost empty. I opened a bag of dry food and the little bugger came right to up to me and I pet it. It snowed, last night, and the new cat was all wet and cold.. and it smells like a combination of a garbage can and an athlete's foot.. so I gave it a soft, clean blanket and let it lay down in the cat-igloo that I built for them.

Cool cat

Speaking of cats



Sophie perfectly describing her stupid cat by saying it's "running like a cat".

...and it's gone.

I guess it must live nearby and was put out for the night.. and then it snowed.. and decided to bunker down with my cats until the snow thawed.

I went outside with two pieces of ham and it wasn't there.. and the snow was also gone.

My baby black cat didn't miss it.. it just meant more ham for its fat ass. (That little shit is greedy as fuck.. it'll fight its mean, old grandfather cat for food.)

AnTi90d wrote:

...and it's gone.

I guess it must live nearby and was put out for the night.. and then it snowed.. and decided to bunker down with my cats until the snow thawed.

I went outside with two pieces of ham and it wasn't there.. and the snow was also gone.

My baby black cat didn't miss it.. it just meant more ham for its fat ass. (That little shit is greedy as fuck.. it'll fight its mean, old grandfather cat for food.)

Your cats sound like they could make their own drama TV series.

Astral_God wrote:

AnTi90d wrote:

...and it's gone.

I guess it must live nearby and was put out for the night.. and then it snowed.. and decided to bunker down with my cats until the snow thawed.

I went outside with two pieces of ham and it wasn't there.. and the snow was also gone.

My baby black cat didn't miss it.. it just meant more ham for its fat ass. (That little shit is greedy as fuck.. it'll fight its mean, old grandfather cat for food.)

Your cats sound like they could make their own drama TV series.

Make it happen pls :>

Astral_God wrote:

Speaking of cats



Sophie perfectly describing her stupid cat by saying it's "running like a cat".

I couldn't describe them any better.

....WHOA I WANT THAT AURIS SO BAD

sleep talking is the best, especially when you're talking about socks

I warned someone I can eat a carrot once in my sleep talking.

Astral_God wrote:

I warned someone I can eat a carrot once in my sleep talking.

Were you a bunny?

Astral_God wrote:

I warned someone I can eat a carrot once in my sleep talking.

lmao

I had the weirdest dream... I could make a short movie of it.

Um.. the black cat came back, again. I think it's a stray that's been living in the gas station's dumpster.. (there's a gas station run by Kenyans at the end of my back alley. It's a shithole and I don't go there because they're jerks to white people..) that would explain the horrid smell and how matted its fur is. On further inspection, it's also really scrawny and malnourished. I'll fatten it up and give it a warm home for the winter. The poor thing is really friendly and gets along with my cats. IDK what to name it, yet.

AnTi90d wrote:

IDK what to name it, yet.

Depending on the gender you could go for Duke or Duchess, just off the top of my head....

Otherwise a name resembling how he is might do. I can't think of anything though, I was thinking of really cliche names like "Lucky".