Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?

boytitan2 wrote:

StickyKeys wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Milk makes it worse u dumb ass

Protein in milk acts against the capsaicin in peppers.

The liquid will counter act it.

Then use milk powder   Though get ready to choke.

StickyKeys wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

StickyKeys wrote:

Protein in milk acts against the capsaicin in peppers.

The liquid will counter act it.

Then use milk powder   Though get ready to choke.

Trying to cool it down stops the bodies endorphins from kicking in and turns a few minutes of mild discomfort into hell.

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

So my friend is ordering ghost peppers for me, him, and our friends to  simultaneously eat. I'm in charge of milk and Pepto Bismol.

Reminds me of when some old friends of mine and I tried finding everything hot in their house and chugging it down.

Fun dumb times

boytitan2 wrote:

StickyKeys wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

The liquid will counter act it.

Then use milk powder   Though get ready to choke.

Trying to cool it down stops the bodies endorphins from kicking in and turns a few minutes of mild discomfort into hell.

Then get warm ones.

StickyKeys wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

StickyKeys wrote:

Then use milk powder   Though get ready to choke.

Trying to cool it down stops the bodies endorphins from kicking in and turns a few minutes of mild discomfort into hell.

Then get warm ones.

I meant cooling down your mouth. Its best to just deal with the burning feeling for a while.

boytitan2 wrote:

StickyKeys wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Trying to cool it down stops the bodies endorphins from kicking in and turns a few minutes of mild discomfort into hell.

Then get warm ones.

I meant cooling down your mouth.

And I get you, which is why I said get something warm instead. it doesn't count as "cooling down" when you're using something warm.

That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:

So my friend is ordering ghost peppers for me, him, and our friends to  simultaneously eat. I'm in charge of milk and Pepto Bismol.

I had a friend who would spray a 60/40 Capcaisin-to-water solution on her burritos. I couldn't eat with her. Like ever.

I turned my atlas build in mech warrior online from a long range/clsose range balance type to a pure close range brawler. It breaks everything it touches in two,using the thing is more glorious than using any broken bot in C.B. unless some good light mech midget ass user flanks you and pot shots you to death and your teammates suck and let you die.  

old atlas build

https://i.servimg.com/u/f56/16/02/51/05/mwocli10.jpg

New u can't run and you can't hide I am going to rape you in the ass atlas build.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f56/16/02/51/05/mwocli11.jpg

https://i.servimg.com/u/f56/16/02/51/05/mwocli12.jpg

And for free. The cash shop in this game can be over priced as it wants long as i have atlas I have no reason to buy anything.

my friend got this message.

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aosepsa wrote:

my friend got this message.

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Usual money scam spam mail but boy that one is fucking hilarious.

I've been getting the weirdest spam, for the past few months. The Nigerians and Jamaicans are really getting inventive.

Hurr Durr wrote:

Notice to appear,

Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled
to appear for your hearing that will take place
in the court of Jacksonville in April 05, 2014 at 10:45 am.

Please bring all documents and witnesses relating
to this case with you to court on your hearing date.

The copy of the court notice is attached to this letter,
please, download and read it thoroughly.
Note: If you do not attend the hearing
the judge may hear the case in your absence.

Yours truly,
PACE Jacobs
Clerk of court

..but, who the fuck would this fool?.. Are there people out there that are dumb enough to click the links at the bottom of the email?

AnTi90d wrote:

I've been getting the weirdest spam, for the past few months. The Nigerians and Jamaicans are really getting inventive.

Hurr Durr wrote:

Notice to appear,

Hereby you are notified that you have been scheduled
to appear for your hearing that will take place
in the court of Jacksonville in April 05, 2014 at 10:45 am.

Please bring all documents and witnesses relating
to this case with you to court on your hearing date.

The copy of the court notice is attached to this letter,
please, download and read it thoroughly.
Note: If you do not attend the hearing
the judge may hear the case in your absence.

Yours truly,
PACE Jacobs
Clerk of court

..but, who the fuck would this fool?.. Are there people out there that are dumb enough to click the links at the bottom of the email?

Damn my fucking filters for robbing me of this comedic gold damn them to hell. No really these creative spam messages are funny as fuck.

I downloaded one of those system hijacking viruses to see if I can get rid of it with out doing a system wipe. I got rid of it pretty easily.

I've had the same Yahoo email account since 1998 or 1999. I'm pretty shocked that I only get about ten spam messages a day, considering the age of my account and the fact that I used to give that address out all day when signing up for websites.. and I'm a public member of four different Yahoo groups.

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Ugh.. I'm off to power everything down and try another PSU. I finally figured out that the PSU that I put into my PC had the wattage to run everything.. but not the amperage. (Shit kept freezing and crashing.. CB even caused the video to BSOD / power off my monitor. Removing the video card and running on the motherboard's onboard shit-graphics makes it work.. but I want my crappy video card.. it makes things look prettier.)

AnTi90d wrote:

I've had the same Yahoo email account since 1998 or 1999. I'm pretty shocked that I only get about ten spam messages a day, considering the age of my account and the fact that I used to give that address out all day when signing up for websites.. and I'm a public member of four different Yahoo groups.

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Ugh.. I'm off to power everything down and try another PSU. I finally figured out that the PSU that I put into my PC had the wattage to run everything.. but not the amperage. (Shit kept freezing and crashing.. CB even caused the video to BSOD / power off my monitor. Removing the video card and running on the motherboard's onboard shit-graphics makes it work.. but I want my crappy video card.. it makes things look prettier.)

Unless your are broke JUST GET A FUCKING NEW P.C. your rig is past outdated.

Having a sink in your room sure is convenient.

So there's this guy that would like to get to know me
and I think he's nice and shit but, like, I feel like he might not be interested in me
physically, for the most part
so now I feel spaghetti all over the place

Poor mebba. I wish I could offer some advice, but that would be irresponsible of me since I have no experience there.

mechaRev wrote:

So there's this guy that would like to get to know me
and I think he's nice and shit but, like, I feel like he might not be interested in me
physically, for the most part
so now I feel spaghetti all over the place

Can't tell whether you're being serious or not

Mainstream wrote:

mechaRev wrote:

So there's this guy that would like to get to know me
and I think he's nice and shit but, like, I feel like he might not be interested in me
physically, for the most part
so now I feel spaghetti all over the place

Can't tell whether you're being serious or not

I see no reason to be joking 

mechaRev wrote:

So there's this guy that would like to get to know me
and I think he's nice and shit but, like, I feel like he might not be interested in me
physically, for the most part
so now I feel spaghetti all over the place

All I can say is do you know something that leads to you thinking he's friendzoning you?

Valkyrie wrote:

mechaRev wrote:

So there's this guy that would like to get to know me
and I think he's nice and shit but, like, I feel like he might not be interested in me
physically, for the most part
so now I feel spaghetti all over the place

All I can say is do you know something that leads to you thinking he's friendzoning you?

We haven't met, but he's a friend of my best friend
he said he'd like to meet me etc, etc..
all I'm saying is I have body issues and I'm scared that he won't like me :v

Today started off great - Successful interview at KFC, have a 2nd one on Monday at 11:30. Sunny day, okay temperatures, great bike riding day, I thought "Today's gonna be a good day" after my interview.

Oh wait, this moron that had over 10 seconds to look to the right while stopped at a corner to turn. Yet during those 10 seconds, he obviously didn't see me coming clear down the sidewalk and decided to turn just as I reach the corner, because I thought he'd give me time to cross. Slam both my breaks, turn to the right to avoid him, no good. The bastard keeps going after ruining my front tire, almost taking my leg with it, and drives off without batting an eye while a 4 year old girl was screaming her head off.

If you're going to ride a bike, train yourself to read license plates at a glance and try to see what gender, hair color and age the driver is. That is a hit and run accident and the consequences for that are serious.

KFC is icky. I never worked there, but I know people that have and I, previously, have worked in places that dealt with raw poultry. Dead birds are as gross and as dangerous as dead fish. (Dead mammals for the win.) Also, they use pressure friers. Any food place with a commercial frier sucks. They're either extremely unclean and will want you to clean underneath and behind it, after the entire staff has lazily let it go to shit.. or they'll want you to change the oil while it's still about 200 F. Fuck hot oil.

If you're just looking for a quick summer job, try a pizza place. They're pretty laid back. I worked at one for two weeks before I found out that my skin is extremely sensitive to yeast. (I started bleeding through the skin of my forearms and the backs of my hands from kneading dough with yeast in it for hours.) Most people don't have that issue, so don't worry about it.

Went to play BoF V.

Everything's fine.

Then I remembered that the PAL version does not have a soft save option.

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Dude I need EXTREME VS. That looks so fun