[Game] Crush my Dreams

And you're hated for being OP and no one will ever play with you.

I wish Gunpla battles were a thing.

Granted, however controlling it is very hard and the power that Gunpla possesses actually parallels to how powerful a full sized one would be

I wish I have an incarnation of a nightmare as a pet

Granted, but you'll only see it once

I wish tonight's dinner is Noodles

Sure but it's cold soumen with natto

I wish for nothingness to exist

Granted, but only for 0.0000000000001 millisecond of your life.

I wish to live in 2D world.

*flattens you with a roadroller*

*wishes for a glass of water*

Sure. With condensed milk and some cream that all of them including the water are fated to spill on you instead of being drank.

Wish for a flying space chicken...

Granted, now the chickens forn a space colony and take over the Earth many years later.

I wish Sega would localize Puyo again.

Granted, but it got into a development hell and it got cancelled. (Makai Wars ;; )

I wish Asagi finally gets her own game.

Sure, but midway something happened and it ends up as a new franchise with Asagi only hidden in the code and sprite/model list

I wish for an omelet

granted, made of &%^& and *^%$

C:

I want a coat...

A fresh bloody one!

I wish for a bad romhack to come to my house

Done, but the world ended.......suddenly~~

I want a a certain pony that can link people

c:

3er

Granted, but every time you link with someone you lose a piece of your memory.


I want a warship.

You get gifted one of Bowser's flying warships, too bad some short fat fucking Italian plumber decided to bounce his fatass on everything and wrecked your shit up, and it wasn't even insured. The Italian fuck did offer you some 'shrooms as compensation though, admitting that he has mistakenly thought some cheap skank named "Peach" whom he fancies has been brought onto the ship.

I'd like to travel back in time and stop CB from ever seeing the light of day.

Your time travel device broke midway during your time travel, so instead of you heading back to the year when CB was in Alpha, you ended up being stuck in a endless paradox between the present and the past.

I wish for Miso Soup

You got it !! -throws miso soup- nice hit!!!

I want a better lag shield

You receive it, only to suddenly find your moral principles and self-respect along with it. Upon realizing what a complete scumbag shitbrick you are for ever wanting something like that, you cried your eyes out and proceed to end your own miserable and worthless life.

Alternatively, your family relocated to Africa where you received the most fantastic lagshield... only to then be kidnapped and taken hostage by the Somalian terrorists, due to your home country's refusal to pay the ransom, you were... let's just say, received less than humane treatment and left to die slowly and painfully.

I desire a world without lies and deceits.

Welcome to Heaven~~

I'd like another persona

Sure, but when that persona is active, you won't be conscious, and that side of you has all of your memory, but has a completely opposite personality of you, this includes the thing she likes, hates and do.

I hope for a romhack that's hard as firetruck

I was thinking... shin megami tensei but oh well that works too u,u

granted, but your brain got fried that morning/afternoon/evening

I want a frozen sword too

granted but you froze as you touched it

i want Excalibur

It magically appeared and lodged itself in your driveway... and can't be dislodged.

Luckily for your driveway, Obama flew over and pulled it out, being the true king and all.

I wish a world where sex doesn't sell.

Granted, Welcome to Mars!!

I'd like a Sickle God CardI can already tell whats going to happen next

Sure, here's a handmade one of a sickle and a weasel!

I wish for the sea to dry up