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KidGlitch
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| | Subject: Tasteless Joke Thread Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:48 pm | |
| All tasteless jokes are welcome here, ranging from dumb to severely offensive. Please spoiler accordingly. My first few: What's 12 inches long, stiff in the morning, and makes women scream when they see it? - Spoiler:
Crib Death
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? - Spoiler:
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
How are women like tornadoes? - Spoiler:
It starts with a little blowing, then they moan when they come, and when they leave, they take half of everything you own.
A rabbi walks into a bar with a pregnant woman on each arm and a cigarette in his mouth. - Spoiler:
That's the joke.
Why don't black people dream at night? - Spoiler:
Because the last black guy who had a dream got shot.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? - Spoiler:
Same time next month?
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AnTi90d
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:55 pm | |
| Why don't M&M's melt in Jesus' mouth? - Spoiler:
They fall through the holes in his hands.
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WiFi
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:39 am | |
| "Why did the girl wanted to take back the other girl home" - ...:
because she wanted her 5 dollars back...
- to help you image the situation since I'm bad with this kind of things:
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Hyoka
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:11 am | |
| "Why did the chicken cross the-- HEY TURN AROUND YOU HAVEN'T REACHED THE OTHER SIDE YET!" | |
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Tuskin
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:41 am | |
| What you do against poverty and famine? - Spoiler:
Eat homeless people
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Gerrion
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:47 am | |
| Two lions are eating two humans in Africa for lunch. One is eating an angolan native while the other is eating a british explorer. - Why is the second lion not happy with his meal?:
Because his human is too raw.
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That_Wiesel_Guy
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:30 am | |
| What did little Jimmy's grandma say to him in the morning? - Spoiler:
Nothing, she's been dead for 3 years.
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AnTi90d
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:17 pm | |
| How do you save a drowning Spik? - Spoiler:
What? You don't know?.. Well, I'm not telling you.
What's cuter than a dead baby? - Spoiler:
A dead baby in a clown suit.
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Nilla
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:41 pm | |
| How does a dinosaur get out of a pool? - Spoiler:
Wet.
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KidGlitch
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:53 pm | |
| How do you kill a jew? - Spoiler:
glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
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Koiro
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:32 pm | |
| One day, a few pedestrians were walking down a street, when they saw an unidentifiable object in the air that they could not identify. What was it? A bird, a plane? It was - Spoiler:
A man who killed himself by hanging himself from a building.
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KidGlitch
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:44 pm | |
| That wasn't even funny, and not because it was messed up. It was just dumb. | |
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Koiro
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:20 pm | |
| Why the fuck are you so mad about it
Like
Really
Not really good at telling shitty jokes that are just for shock value | |
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KidGlitch
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:31 pm | |
| Not mad, just frustrated at the lack of pride in the tasteless joke community these days.
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Koiro
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:34 pm | |
| Mb you came off as angry to me
Well I never even really tell these things so... | |
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Steffan
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:14 pm | |
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- That wasn't even funny, and not because it was messed up. It was just dumb.
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- Tasteless Joke Thread
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WiFi
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:37 pm | |
| - Steffan wrote:
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- That wasn't even funny, and not because it was messed up. It was just dumb.
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- Tasteless Joke Thread
lol.... this counts too right?? .... | |
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darkomen
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:47 pm | |
| What did god say after he created the 3rd black - Spoiler:
Shit! I burnt another one.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb. - Spoiler:
To get to the other side
These black jokes are offensive. I had a black friend until we sold him. A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist,"Can I get some birth control pills for my 10 year old daughter?" "You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter?!" He responds,"Sexually active? Hell no! She just sits there and cries most of the time." I came home one day to my girlfriend packing to leave me. I asked her what was going on and she said,"Your a pedophile!" To which I responded,"That's an awfully large word for a 6 year old." What's the worst part about being a pedophile? - Spoiler:
Cleaning the blood out of your clown suit
My daughter is at the age where she asks weird questions about sex. I mean just last night she asked,"Is that the best you can do?" What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? - Spoiler:
I cry when I cut up the onion
What's another name for a juiced oompa loompa? - Spoiler:
Orange Jews from concentrate
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? - Spoiler:
You can't take a joke
A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night. When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other. However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?" With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse | |
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AnTi90d
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:14 pm | |
| How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman? - Spoiler:
Poop into her vadge.
----- How do you pick up hot chicks in Auschwitz? - Spoiler:
With a dustpan.
----- Why do black people only have nightmares? - Spoiler:
The last one to have a dream was shot.
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KidGlitch
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:22 pm | |
| Did you hear about Princess Diana? She was on the radio. - Spoiler:
And the windshield. And the dashboard.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? - Spoiler:
AIDS
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman - Spoiler:
None
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? - Spoiler:
A pedophile
What did Koiro get on his SAT's? - Spoiler:
Grape Kool-Aid
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boytitan2
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:14 pm | |
| You niggas is weak at this shit
Why did the disabled man get washed in the kitchen sink? Because thats were you are meant to wash vegetables.
What do you tell a woman in a wheelchair? Nothing, she’s already been told.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
How do you know when your on a Jewish golf course?
The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!'
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
What comes after 69...mouthwash
What do you get when you cross an eskimo and a gay guy? A snowblower.
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?A ginger kid has 2 friends!
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Steffan
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:17 pm | |
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boytitan2
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:18 pm | |
| - Steffan wrote:
- Tasteless Joke
I see what you did there good one good one. | |
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That_Wiesel_Guy
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boytitan2
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| | Subject: Re: Tasteless Joke Thread Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:08 pm | |
| - That_Wiesel_Guy wrote:
- Steffan wrote:
- Tasteless Joke
 What is that gif from ? | |
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