Most random thing you've seen or done today on CB?

Today I met a strange player.
I was playing on Glacier Night when I saw my team's secondary PS is being attacked. Then, I decided to check on the PS. Then suddenly I saw a Jikun Long shooting NOT at the PS. But the PS got hit.
When I got closer, he suddenly warps back and forth. I tried to lock but no success. There was nothing, no lock on sound, no splash damage etc. even though I managed to make her pass through my crosshair.
Then, he ran away.
I am pretty sure it was not lag.

Anyways, Eris' dialogue is very strange today.
"Let's be friends forever" she said.
I just got friendzoned.

I like how nobody uses Vanguard Lancer when he

Has superior range

Has superior tracking, esp after you tune his lance

Has dumb stunlock and

Untuned, in power gain mode, can hit most things for 60-70s effortlessly, w/o tune-ups

I hate you CBEN

Then again, it's probably better you braindead dumbfucks don't lay your dirty fingers on a Vanguard. Less dumb people using dumb shit, the better.

Wow when did Koi become so bitter? CB sure knows how to bring forth the uglier site of people :V

I actually tuned one and used a few times back when he was first released.
But then I liked my Kuten better, though it was fun to poke things like MBA without letting her get close enough to hit me.

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Wow when did Koi become so bitter? CB sure knows how to bring forth the uglier site of people :V

It's hard to play this game constantly and come out unscathed.

This game basically turns the happiest of people into bitter masochists.

Sorrow pls use he is superior.

But I can't into melee. D;

Though I could just throw parts at him, as I have plenty that he can use.

Hopefully formatting windows 7 will let me play CB, or even navigate the interwebs without such hassle.

Zwiebel Force wrote:

Wow when did Koi become so bitter? CB sure knows how to bring forth the uglier site of people :V

Side*

he's right though, fuck like 90% of the playerbase.

God is a Cat Girl wrote:

But I can't into melee. D;

Though I could just throw parts at him, as I have plenty that he can use.

Hopefully formatting windows 7 will let me play CB, or even navigate the interwebs without such hassle.

Post results of using him if you do pl0s

If playing this game ruins your mood, you probably should just quit. Most people that play this game seem to be constantly in a bad mood, if it has a bad effect on you, it's not worth playing.

the problem isn't the game

the problem is that we have to be tardwranglers 24/7

once again, fuck this community

Now some explosions are purple for me. It actually looks cool.

And for some reason, Kagura's damage doesn't seem to be counted as it should. The damage numbers that I see over people's head end up not matching the total damage that I deal with her.

There's STILL a reason why we play this game, despite the mood it puts us. I've outlined this a few times in the past.

Only reason why most people who probably still play this game do play it is either because of friends, or because deep inside, they still like the game itself. They hate the company, and the way it's being managed, but still like the game, if even a little, deep down inside

Tl;Dr this game also makes people Tsun.

I think I just had a serious conversation with Sash/a/ about whether or not I was Batman...

Uh...:

>skim through that



did you niggas just get in an INTERNET FIGHT

Stickboy wrote:

Moghul wrote:

Relict? wrote:

Commentating while playing is harder than it looks okay.

I enjoyed watching and listening. Your voice is nice to listen to.


I look forward to more of your videos!

i agree, good voice for commentating

are you guys kidding me, that is Xid's video wtf
also, he was using genbura w/ alba hd on 2nd bot

Yes, I can read.

Yes, I know that is Xid's video.

I never said it was your video.

I'm quite aware that it was a Genubra with a Alba HD. He had an older version in the garage topic.


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On-topic: King Megaton now has 21 FLY instead of 18.

Relict? wrote:

Stickboy wrote:

Moghul wrote:

i agree, good voice for commentating

are you guys kidding me, that is Xid's video wtf
also, he was using genbura w/ alba hd on 2nd bot

Yes, I can read.

Yes, I know that is Xid's video.

I never said it was your video.

I'm quite aware that it was a Genubra with a Alba HD. He had an older version in the garage topic.


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On-topic: King Megaton now has 21 FLY instead of 18.

Stealth UC buff? Will the wonders never cease?

KidGlitch wrote:

Stealth UC buff? Will the wonders never cease?

Huh?

I use shop bots these days, didn't you know? Easy to level and obtain and all. Well, some of them.

Has nothing to do with buffs.

I'm tuning another ART to handle the ones who have Anti-homing. The post was just me talking about how I succeeded on tuning.

he probably tuned it

Koiro wrote:

I like how nobody uses Vanguard Lancer when he

Has superior range

Has superior tracking, esp after you tune his lance

Has dumb stunlock and

Untuned, in power gain mode, can hit most things for 60-70s effortlessly, w/o tune-ups

I hate you CBEN

Then again, it's probably better you braindead dumbfucks don't lay your dirty fingers on a Vanguard. Less dumb people using dumb shit, the better.

Because it:
1) dies in a burst or two with an alpha air
2) has no chain guard
3) has no free CV
4) doesnt chase across the map or flys forever while attacking you
5) doesnt have as much lagshield as other much derps when you can spam attack and not take damage

You should ask yourself why a lot of people still use Ryu and spam hadoukens

dsp wrote:

Koiro wrote:

I like how nobody uses Vanguard Lancer when he

Has superior range

Has superior tracking, esp after you tune his lance

Has dumb stunlock and

Untuned, in power gain mode, can hit most things for 60-70s effortlessly, w/o tune-ups

I hate you CBEN

Then again, it's probably better you braindead dumbfucks don't lay your dirty fingers on a Vanguard. Less dumb people using dumb shit, the better.

Because it:
1) dies in a burst or two with an alpha air
2) has no chain guard
3) has no free CV
4) doesnt chase across the map or flys forever while attacking you
5) doesnt have as much lagshield as other much derps when you can spam attack and not take damage

You should ask yourself why a lot of people still use Ryu and spam hadoukens

With WP tunes he can poke airs out of the sky.
But an Ivis or Eris will still do it better.

dsp wrote:

Koiro wrote:

I like how nobody uses Vanguard Lancer when he

Has superior range

Has superior tracking, esp after you tune his lance

Has dumb stunlock and

Untuned, in power gain mode, can hit most things for 60-70s effortlessly, w/o tune-ups

I hate you CBEN

Then again, it's probably better you braindead dumbfucks don't lay your dirty fingers on a Vanguard. Less dumb people using dumb shit, the better.

Because it:
1) dies in a burst or two with an alpha air
2) has no chain guard
3) has no free CV
4) doesnt chase across the map or flys forever while attacking you
5) doesnt have as much lagshield as other much derps when you can spam attack and not take damage

You should ask yourself why a lot of people still use Ryu and spam hadoukens

People who pick Ryu and do that don't really like to play the ga-

Oh...

dsp wrote:

Koiro wrote:

I like how nobody uses Vanguard Lancer when he

Has superior range

Has superior tracking, esp after you tune his lance

Has dumb stunlock and

Untuned, in power gain mode, can hit most things for 60-70s effortlessly, w/o tune-ups

I hate you CBEN

Then again, it's probably better you braindead dumbfucks don't lay your dirty fingers on a Vanguard. Less dumb people using dumb shit, the better.

Because it:
1) dies in a burst or two with an alpha air
2) has no chain guard
3) has no free CV
4) doesnt chase across the map or flys forever while attacking you
5) doesnt have as much lagshield as other much derps when you can spam attack and not take damage

You should ask yourself why a lot of people still use Ryu and spam hadoukens

All of this, its why I stopped playing fighting games online due to stupid fuckers like this.