[Game] You wake up next to the above poster

Zwiebel Force wrote:

I'm going to make sweet, sweet love to your secondary hole - ust as a proper faggot is supposed to do!  

Dude, be gentle while you're cleaning his ear with a Q-tip, okay?



I'd ask you if you can show me how to clap without any hands.

Spoiler:

"Showing"? As if anyone older than 13 wouldn't already know that :V
Maybe it's a cultural difference between murrica and awesomeurope..?

@Topic: He looks sick! I'll measure his temperature in the most accurate place!

Try to look if something's not terribly off in this situation.

Go back to sleep with a smile on my face.

Steals his pantsu

I never really shook myself so vigorously before and I don't really want to. I'm just curious.


Brush any strands of hair away from his eyes.

Lap pillow~

Poke your cheek and laugh each time you twitch from the sensation

Grabs a megaphone and shouts "IMA WA MURI NANOOOO" at Astral's face.

Cuts one of your Death Lines

I grab my whip.

Takes whip away, puts Astral on timeout for not playing nice.

Look at your girlfriend laying on the other side of you <3

I rarely sleep in the same place and at the same time as her. I tend to thrash in my sleep when I have nightmares, which isn't a pleasant thing for my partner to experience the 5 nights a week I have them.

Anywaaaaay...

*Makes room in bed, goes back to sleep*

It was a joke lol.

*Sneaks out of the room quietly*

Wakes up as she attempts to leave, gives back the whip, rolls over goes back to sleep.

Grabs other whip in my colossal collection that will never be completely removed.

Throws all the whips in her collection out of her room

Quietly sneaks in and steals whip.

You never know when this comes in handy :v

What no get rid of that

Pomfs

Get shrooms

Niqqa pls these are my 1-ups

Gets as far away from him as possible before he wakes up and asks me to make contract









／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Brush teeth, take shower, get dressed, eatwhatever fruit he has at home, take keys and drive away in his kart.

Cries because she ate my grapes

And took my swag kart

IT WAS GREEN

Decorates him with fruits

So fruity koiro kun