Cosmic Roast

Since you all seem to be in so much favor over it, I'll allow it. However, you all should follow these guidelines or I'll take it down again. I hope this is good enough compensation, and if it's not, think of another game that doesn't involve making fun of others (Even if you are intending them as jokes).


1) Keep it cosmic-break oriented. If you roast someone and include real life stuff about them, I'll delete your post. Do it again, and the entire thread goes away.

2) Keep it on a level that won't personally attack anyone. The thread will go away if you violate this too much.

3) Make sure that when you identify a person from someone's clue, you don't include any sarcastic remarks about said person.

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I'll update the rules as the thread goes on, and I will also heavily monitor this thread. This is the best I can do to contemplate for what I feel is right and what you guys want. Enjoy, follow the rules, and what not. Next poster can start the roast.

"What do you want to build on a ouka? Go CV tunes or get out. I is forever poorfag without Scarlet, Jelly forever."
"I like building things in other people's account since I too poor, also Ouka for life"
"Helping Xiao build a Ouka cuz he suxs and will never be as good as me with ouka."

"Peeps don't see builds like I do, range Jace forever OP."
"Trill is my waifu, go away nerds."
"I gotten Rt but can never roll for scarlet ouka, while I watch everyone else get one."
"Sacchins will forever be in all three unions."


WELP

XiaoFu wrote:

"Peeps don't see builds like I do, range Jace forever OP."
"Trill is my waifu, go away nerds."
"I gotten Rt but can never roll for scarlet ouka, while I watch everyone else get one."
"Sacchins will forever be in all three unions."


WELP

3accurate6me

"moecaev "

Thanks, Astral.

Quote :

"What do you want to build on a ouka? Go CV tunes or get out. I is forever poorfag without Scarlet, Jelly forever."
"I like building things in other people's account since I too poor, also Ouka for life"
"Helping Xiao build a Ouka cuz he suxs and will never be as good as me with ouka."

It a Trill?

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Vanguard Axer is my only good bot.
If I can't use LNDs, I don't have anything in my entire garage.
I must use LNDs, even if it's a teamfight explicitly forbidding the use of LNDs.

I do not wish to participate, so leave me out of this.

SWEET.

Relict wrote:

Vanguard Axer is my only good bot.
If I can't use LNDs, I don't have anything in my entire garage.
I must use LNDs, even if it's a teamfight explicitly forbidding the use of LNDs.

PsyburNetic!


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Malphes.

MAY DOSTREX GRANT US SOME FANCY MAGICAL GIRL POWER ETC TO BRING DOS OR WHATEVER SHITTY ASS TEAM IM ON SOME SHITTY FUCKING VICTORY THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT, AMEN.

reVelske wrote:

MAY DOSTREX GRANT US SOME FANCY MAGICAL GIRL POWER ETC TO BRING DOS OR WHATEVER SHITTY ASS TEAM IM ON SOME SHITTY FUCKING VICTORY THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT, AMEN.

You're obviously counter-picking me if you kill me with an AIR when I'm playing my ZSG with scythe.
I'm going to make a big fuss about it on global.
I won't stop even if no one responds and I'm just left talking to myself.


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INSANITY BREAK!
Oh, man, I still haven't gotten ALE Crim after so many matches
I've been neglecting CBKR and CBTW for this
Just going to keep roomhopping

Resha is my waify only way to win is vox em3 420

sayang sayang

sayang
saysnaysaysnsnaysnasyaynsaysnaysansyysanysasasynasynsyansynasynsasyansgasgaysng

sayang

Scott-kip wrote:

Resha is my waify only way to win is vox em3 420

kurt.



"accel saber BD is a slotted part"

"FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT PLAYERS EVERY FUUCKING WHERE WHAT THE FUUCK WHY IS THIS TEAM SO SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGS. SHIIITS ARE GODDAMN TRASH. UNINSTALL NOW. -has a cawrcrash-"

"Hisoutensoku is a bad game because I lose."

"if ur serap is tunned with a homming blaster like eaglet blaster ur serap will be just like AG girl!!!!"

Trill wrote:

"FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT PLAYERS EVERY FUUCKING WHERE WHAT THE FUUCK WHY IS THIS TEAM SO SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGS. SHIIITS ARE GODDAMN TRASH. UNINSTALL NOW. -has a cawrcrash-"

"Hisoutensoku is a bad game because I lose."

"if ur serap is tunned with a homming blaster like eaglet blaster ur serap will be just like AG girl!!!!"

1. could be many people.

2. CAV

3. no idea

Trill wrote:

"FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT PLAYERS EVERY FUUCKING WHERE WHAT THE FUUCK WHY IS THIS TEAM SO SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGS. SHIIITS ARE GODDAMN TRASH. UNINSTALL NOW. -has a cawrcrash-"

"Hisoutensoku is a bad game because I lose."

"if ur serap is tunned with a homming blaster like eaglet blaster ur serap will be just like AG girl!!!!"

MUSASHIIII
CAV
DarkChuky

iKray wrote:

Spoiler:

I totally saw this one coming. xD

reVelske wrote:

MAY DOSTREX GRANT US SOME FANCY MAGICAL GIRL POWER ETC TO BRING DOS OR WHATEVER SHITTY ASS TEAM IM ON SOME SHITTY FUCKING VICTORY THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT, AMEN.

BT

Relict? wrote:

You're obviously counter-picking me if you kill me with an AIR when I'm playing my ZSG with scythe.
I'm going to make a big fuss about it on global.
I won't stop even if no one responds and I'm just left talking to myself.

Winty?

Relict? wrote:

INSANITY BREAK!
Oh, man, I still haven't gotten ALE Crim after so many matches
I've been neglecting CBKR and CBTW for this
Just going to keep roomhopping

Rei?

resireth wrote:

I've got one:

BT

Trill wrote:

"FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT PLAYERS EVERY FUUCKING WHERE WHAT THE FUUCK WHY IS THIS TEAM SO SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGS. SHIIITS ARE GODDAMN TRASH. UNINSTALL NOW. -has a cawrcrash-"

No clue. I can't really think of any people that do all-caps rage besides BT, but I don't really think this is him.

Trill wrote:

"if ur serap is tunned with a homming blaster like eaglet blaster ur serap will be just like AG girl!!!!"

Chuky?

I probably got most stuff wrong as I don't know most people enough here. ' - '

Shai wrote:

BT

What no.

reVelske wrote:

Shai wrote:

BT

What no.

I don't know anyone that caps rages other then him. ; _ ;

Shai wrote:

Relict? wrote:

You're obviously counter-picking me if you kill me with an AIR when I'm playing my ZSG with scythe.
I'm going to make a big fuss about it on global.
I won't stop even if no one responds and I'm just left talking to myself.

Winty?

huh wut

I probably shouldn't participate in this 'cause you'll get commented on for whatever name you'll say anyway. ' - ';

Shai wrote:

resireth wrote:

I've got one:

BT

You got this one right though.

Shai wrote:

reVelske wrote:

Shai wrote:

BT

What no.

I don't know anyone that caps rages other then him. ; _ ;

Rev does too.