A CBEN Birthday Present

I woke up this morning, and realized 3 things:
1. Today was my birthday
2. My girlfriend was not on her side of the bed
3. I'm late for work
The fourth realization, a few minutes later, was that this was not shaping up to be a good morning.
So, I got up, got dressed, and went looking for Cheyenne. She was nowhere to be found. I checked the apartment from top to bottom, went out into the complex, and even checked the garage. The car was gone.

Shit.

On the wall of the garage, there was a note. This is what it said:
I've taken the car. You can't go to work. I know it's your birthday, I don't give a shit. Stay home. enjoy yourself, and I'll be back in a couple of hours. If you want to go to work then, that's your choice, but given the fact that you had already overslept two hours by the time I left, I don't think you'll want to explain to Ross why you're 5 hours late. However, if you do happen to stay, I promise you one thing: You will _definitely_ enjoy yourself then. Oh, and turn on your computer.

Okaaay.

I went back inside, turned on the computer, and noticed a new word document on the desktop. All it said was this:

Log into CB
-Cece

So I logged in, and much to my shock, my birthday present was sitting on the computer screen.

2600 RT.

After I got over my shock, I logged off of CB and thought: The hell, how did she get my password? I booted up task manager, and at the top was a process run by the system. It was labeled "Cecekeylog".

Clever, clever girl.

Clever girl? What is she, a raptor? Can she open doors?

Also obligatory no one gives a shit (actually no one gives a shit unless you buy them Rt, my IGN is Croases and pass is hunter2 by the way).

She sound slike a very smart girl indeed. I wish I was that smart :3

Well, i'll say, that was an akward birthday gift to give.

I hope you enjoy every rt in every moment she provided you.

And at last but not least, happy birthday, friend

happy birthday （'ｖ'）

>2012
>Buying RT instead of drugs/sex toys/condoms
jk, Happy Birthday, let's hope you get better presents today

Spoiler:

If it was charged today you could have gotten 100 more rt, anyway Happy Birthday and enjoy your day

BARILLIAN wrote:

Clever girl? What is she, a raptor? Can she open doors?

Also obligatory no one gives a shit (actually no one gives a shit unless you buy them Rt, my IGN is Croases and pass is hunter2 by the way).

Nice Jurassic Park reference, guy-who-is-so-not-jelly.

zerocl wrote:

>2012
>Buying RT instead of drugs/sex toys/condoms
jk, Happy Birthday, let's hope you get better presents today

Spoiler:

Trust me, we have plenty of those.

Tashunu wrote:

If it was charged today you could have gotten 100 more rt, anyway Happy Birthday and enjoy your day

...And a HU Cube. Welp, I'm not complaining.

And thanks to everybody for the well wishes.

I thought it was just fine being in the General section Milk.

>Keylogger
>2012

No antivirus(or she disabled it)?

Late by now, but happy birthday, Incu~

I found it cute, actually.

Happy bday! Enjoy your present :3c

A bit late, but happy birthday, sir.

I wish I got something for my birthday ;_;