A CB Public Service Announcement

America, the Greatest Country God ever gave Man, was built on three bedrock principles: Freedom. Liberty. And Fear — that someone might take our Freedom and Liberty. But now, there are dark, optimistic forces trying to take away our Fear — forces with salt and pepper hair and way more Emmys than they need. They want to replace our Fear with reason. But never forget — “Reason” is just one letter away from “Treason.” Coincidence? Reasonable people would say it is, but America can’t afford to take that chance.

So join The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on October 30th for the “March to Keep Fear Alive“™ in Washington DC. Pack an overnight bag with five extra sets of underwear — you’re going to need them. Because, to Restore Truthiness we must always… Shh!!! What’s that sound?! I think there’s someone behind you! Run!


source/more info. at http://www.keepfearalive.com/

WHAT?

Now many of you happy-go-lucky types might think, "This guy is crazy. My life is pretty awesome right now." But there are forces unseen that threaten your lifestyle. Don't believe me? Take a look at this.

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive

in Amurica

My poor and naive friend. If America falls, it will cause a ripple effect.
When America has been run over the dark forces of evil, it will cause the collapse of the market. Causing a collapse in China (Since we all know China's income is 90% from America). The collapse of China will cause a cease in the production of those tiny plastic balls that hamsters roll in, releasing them from their slavery and causing them to mass produce; flooding the world with hamsters and hamster byproducts. I don't know about you, but I just soiled myself 10 times typing that.

tl;dr - FEAR AND FEAR LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FEARED BEFORE.

Asukuu wrote:

sunjae429 wrote:

WHAT?

Sorry, I just had to.

I'm living in Asia anyway.

Hyoka wrote:

Asukuu wrote:

sunjae429 wrote:

WHAT?

Sorry, I just had to.

I'm living in Asia anyway.

Read my 3rd post good sir, I have addressed the issue of other countries.

We can't fit a goat in Singapore.

Or Hong Kong.

Okay maybe in Hong Kong, but all of them gets turned into cheeze.

Thank you for not reading said post.

Hyoka wrote:

We can't fit a goat in Singapore.

Or Hong Kong.

Okay maybe in Hong Kong, but all of them gets turned into cheeze.

In New Zealand, there are virtually no goats...
But there are sheep...
A lot of them....
More than the population of 4.5 Million.
take that...
More sheep than humans...
ITS AN INVASION

Why hello thar, I'm on the Right Coast and what's this?

Oh, fear, yeah, that... We traded that in, have guns instead now.

Lots of guns. Big guns.

Guns make us some damn scary folk.

Scary folk ain't afraid ah shit, cuz we's the scariest.

My logic is infallible. Carry on about your business.

What now sir?

Abolla wrote:

What now sir?

I raise you a shotgun.
https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img15/65/moss500new.jpg

Feign wrote:

Why hello thar, I'm on the Right Coast and what's this?

Oh, fear, yeah, that... We traded that in, have guns instead now.

Lots of guns. Big guns.

Guns make us some damn scary folk.

Scary folk ain't afraid ah shit, cuz we's the scariest.

My logic is infallible. Carry on about your business.

Lol another NZer??

Carrying a gun around Auckland is gonna get anyone arrested lol.

I see your shotgun and raise you FarSight XR-20

sunjae429 wrote:

Lol another NZer??

Carrying a gun around Auckland is gonna get anyone arrested lol.

No, no, East Coast USA... More specifically, the Southeast, more specifically, the Smoky Mountains...

AKA Mordor.

Feign wrote:

sunjae429 wrote:

Lol another NZer??

Carrying a gun around Auckland is gonna get anyone arrested lol.

No, no, East Coast USA... More specifically, the Southeast, more specifically, the Smoky Mountains...

AKA Mordor.

Oh lol. My bad

Feign wrote:

sunjae429 wrote:

Lol another NZer??

Carrying a gun around Auckland is gonna get anyone arrested lol.

No, no, East Coast USA... More specifically, the Southeast, more specifically, the Smoky Mountains...

AKA Mordor.

One does not simply walk into Mordor.