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Posts : 129 Join date : 2010-06-23 Age : 111 Location : Atom Mc'Nukington St.
Subject: Another Day in DOS. Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:10 pm
Being the sane troll I am, I decided to whip up something special for Desu.
Warning the following story is NSFW and can (and will) cause side effects, Read at your own risk!!
This Story is assuming that our CB lolis are just humans with robotic attachments and stuff.
Spoiler:
"Now then robot, do you know why you are here?" Dracken calls out.
"slightly, you want me to formulate some idea to use against WIZ." I answer.
Drakon looks at you displeased, "Idea? No you bucket of bolts, anyone can think of a idea. We need a solid plan, a strategy to help us in the Union war"
"I understand, but aren't w-"
"No you hunk of scrap metal, do you even understand whats happening?"
"..."
"We are Losing you fool that's whats happening."
"Now, I need a plan to turn the tables on WIZ, or I'll have Misty Hollow sever your USB plug." I glance to the side, seeing Misty waving her hand and winking while wielding her scythe.
"..."
"fine... as a matter-of-fact I already have a strategy right now" I say beaming off a bright smile.
"How splendid, do you mind sharing with the heroes?" Dracken then turns around to the crowd behind him then backs off once I start speaking, eagerly awaiting my idea.
“Okay, so, here's what I think you guys need to do... we have Crimrose and Ivis on the front lines, when we then have your Lily Rain wheel in Misty Hollow, who is strapped to a meta cactus. Crim and Ivis start ripping off Misty's armor while lily strips down and reveals herself to be wearing a bladed strap-on dildo, which she uses to start fucking Misty. While she's getting fucked by Lily, Misty starts scythe-fucking Crim and Ivis in your assholes, Next Crim and Ivis turn away to start fucking Each other with Ivis's Rapier. Then, Lazflamme bursts in from behind, completely naked, while Jikun Long uses her to demonstrate the Heimlich maneuver and various martial art techniques. She keeps at it until she manages to crack a couple ribs, rupture a few organs, at which point Lazflamme starts vomiting up blood by the bucketful, spewing it all over the stage. By this point, Lily, still wearing the razor blade-dildo, is 69ing with Misty, repeatedly thrusting into her mouth while she eats her out. Crim and Ivis then hovers over to eat out Shino Exroad's asshole, who just wheelied in and jumped out of her mech. Lazflamme still spewing blood and bile all over the place, jikun Long has moved on to her brother where she is furiously stroking him while stimulating his prostate with a crucifix. So, there you all are sucking and fucking and then Lazfamme dies, her bowels release, and falls all over. Then Lily shits in Misty's face who shits in Lily's face, Shino queefs in Crim's and Ivis's faces. Then Izuna and Thoarla Nimbus come in without their mechs, dressed like highschoolers, and they start rolling around in all the blood and vomit and piss and shit and jizz that's started to collect on the floor, and then Crim and Ivis, and shino join them on the floor, and they all start rubbing themselves and each other with all that shit and piss and blood, while Misty has broken free of her bonds and is now going around punching everyone in the gut until they start puking their guts out, and all of this builds up until you all have one massive, simultaneous orgasm, at which point they all collapse into a giant, naked pile of smelly, slimy, bodies, slathered in shared fluids and waste. Then, some flash-pots are set off, the few of them who can still stand take one last bow, and then wild penpens are released into the battlefield to attack anyone who is still there.” "There's still some Kinks to work out, but what do you think?"
the crowd of heroes begins chatting among themselves,
"I...see..." "I just... what?" "Fucking sick"
Dracken then bursts forth, “I...ah...what? I mean, what?!”
"you don't like it?" I respond.
“Don't li-...what?! How can you ask that?! I'm dumbfounded as to why I haven't killed you, already! I should kill you, already!”
"..."
"What the hell were you thinking?! What do you even call that?!"
I step forth, "Simple... The Cosmic Breakers!"
...
"Get the fuck out of my Ark" "yes sir"
GreyFalcon Adept Poster
Posts : 540 Join date : 2010-06-15
Subject: Re: Another Day in DOS. Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:00 pm
I'm not really one for fanfiction.
However I'll leave this here, since it's seems appropriate.
Fallen_ Newbie
Posts : 34 Join date : 2010-06-09
Subject: Re: Another Day in DOS. Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:59 pm
That's just disturbing.... The plan isn't even up tight ero...
Great, now I'm disturbingly sick of lolis and razor blades. gg life.