Soarer Regular Poster
Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23
| Subject: Pun Intended Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:05 am | |
| Leave your puns here. Nuff said. Q) What did Marty ask the Norwegian sea monster who seems to have lost something? - Spoiler:
A)"What's Kraken Lackin'?" - Explanation for all you uncultured scrubs, get on my level.:
Marty is the zebra from the Madagascar Movies, and he greets people by saying "What's crackalackin?"
A Kraken is a sea monster said to dwell on the shores of Norway and Greenland
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LazFlamme (?) About Bastagant
Posts : 3099 Join date : 2013-06-17 Age : 24 Location : Ground Area
| Subject: Re: Pun Intended Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:05 am | |
| Q: What did the chef said to the baked dough? A: You are already bread.
Q. Is it easy to make bread? A: It's pizza cake.
A driver can be used to fix those with a few screws loose. | |
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Stickboy Master Poster
Posts : 2971 Join date : 2011-05-23 Age : 30 Location : Malaysia
| Subject: Re: Pun Intended Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:42 am | |
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Soarer Regular Poster
Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23
| Subject: Re: Pun Intended Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:45 am | |
| A man used his erect penis as evidence that he didn't commit the crime.
Safe to say, he had a Solid Alibi. | |
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