[GAME] I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

Regular Poster Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23

Based on this meme - http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-sexually-identify-as-an-attack-helicopter

This is a pointless game where you write a story about how you sexually identify as something out of the ordinary AND do something indecent to the person above you who sexually identifies as something else.

This is a game for horrible people like me.

I'll start.

I sexually identify myself as a washing machine and want shower-senpai to notice me.

I though nobody cares?

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

I guess I'll try playing, I sexually identify as clothes made from bottles and I want to squirt inside a certain washing machine

Regular Poster Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23

I sexually identify as steak and wish to stain the clothes made from bottles with my hot juices.

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

I sexually identify as a mayo bottle and I want to squirt my white liquid on steak-san

I sexually identify as jake from state farm, I want to make you pay more for car insurance.

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

I sexually identify as a phone and I want Mr.Jake to whisper sweet nothings into my receiver all night long

I sexually identify as a Alex From Target and I'll steal all your girls with my fuck phone

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

I sexually identify as Trio Warkop and I would like to examine your whole body as a fake doctor
(This is a reference that I'm sure no one would get, nope, not even other Indonesians, well, Indonesians might get HALF of it, but not the whole package)

Regular Poster Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23

I sexually identify as the Jonas Brothers and wish to have a good time with the Trio Warkop.

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

I sexually identify as a lollipop
and I wish the Jonas Brothers would lick me until I am nothing but my core

EDIT : Try Ctrl+A

I Identify as a massive murder who kills the Jonas Brothers and The person ontop

Sakura1 wrote:: I Identify as a massive murder who kills the Jonas Brothers and The person ontop

Lol

Regular Poster Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23

keima wrote:

Sakura1 wrote:: I Identify as a massive murder who kills the Jonas Brothers and The person ontop

Lol

He missed the point.

Soarer wrote:

keima wrote:

Sakura1 wrote:: I Identify as a massive murder who kills the Jonas Brothers and The person ontop

Lol

He missed the point.

Isn't killing an indecent thing ? :3

Regular Poster Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23

keima wrote:

Soarer wrote:

keima wrote:: Lol

He missed the point.

Isn't killing an indecent thing ? :3

He did not sexually identify. :/

Soarer wrote:

keima wrote:

Soarer wrote:: He missed the point.

Isn't killing an indecent thing ? :3

He did not sexually identify. :/

I know i am just joking

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

May we continue? I'll just assume that SHE sexually identify herself as a massive murder

I sexually identify as a file cabinet in a police station and I want the massive murder to fill me up

I sexually identify myself as a unicorn. Back when i was a young little girl, I used to be another of the many who spends my pastime watching My Little Pony and beating the shit out of others with two short swords. However, my life had since changed when the auburn pony whispered into my ear: "Jet Falcon can melt Steel Burn." That night, I started having dreams of being a majestic unicorn, galloping through the vast grassy plains and tearing through the wild blue yonder. Wind is my food, speed is my love, blue is my life, and Miruru is my waifu (well, same sex marriage is now a thing). I shall be born amidst the azure flames of Hell, and I shall tackle through the gates of the very Heavens, all shiny and chrome. People keep telling me that the very idea of being a unicorn is beyond possible, but I simply don't care, I'm cool. Look, I've already undergone numerous body modifications to install an extra pair of powered legs, heavy armor, and most important of all, a majestic, useless horn on the forehead. I even took a step further and acquired a legendary steed of Blue Flame, affectionately named by me, Rosblau. As of today, according to the Charter of the Internet, everyone must call me "Magical Pony" and respect my rights to charge into healing groups and support teams alike without thinking of the collateral damage done. If you can't accept my presence around, you're an equidaephobe and is required to recheck your tuning for any missing Ex tunes, Crimson Veil, Crimson Crusader and the entirety of your Drive. Thanks for being so understanding.

野獣先輩 Posts : 3335 Join date : 2013-08-07

I sexually identify as pico and rub icecream on the person ontop Embarassed

3Legion Posts : 2661 Join date : 2012-11-26 Age : 27

I sexually identify as Add and I want to analyze Pico and break her down until planck distance is reached

野獣先輩 Posts : 3335 Join date : 2013-08-07

I sexually identify as terry crews and I want to hold the person above like old spice

Regular Poster Posts : 374 Join date : 2014-12-21 Age : 23

I sexually identify as the Old spice guy, and wish to have a long manly embrace with OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKAH BODEH WASH MAEKZ U SMELL LIEK POWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Soarer wrote:: I sexually identify as the Old spice guy, and wish to have a long manly embrace with OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKAH BODEH WASH MAEKZ U SMELL LIEK POWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

You left out the legendary DOUBLE SUN POWER.

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