Most random thing you've seen or done today in real life?

Tuskin wrote:

I expected lewd figures or mechadragon dildos.

Mecha are the cape comics of japan (rehashed, convoluted shit, with like 90% of the works being homages of the other 10%). That said, G Gundam and Gaiking are cool.

Sakura1 approves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUszHHy9LU0

+10000000 Tuskin gets me

If you eat a one pound bowl of chili with 2 tablespoons of cayenne (red) pepper.. everyday for three days straight.. you're going to pay for it on the fourth day.

I blame Texas and the three years I spent there.. (Moo.)

>frome

Wanted to buy a dust blower but accidentally bought a huge ass garden blower instead, time to sell it off to landlord.

Also after living without a microwave for 2 years, finally got around to buying one.

Relict? wrote:

>frome

Hah.. I didn't see that when I picked the pic.

I heard that so many times, when I lived in Tejas. At least every other day, I heard someone say that to someone else.

Lunatic wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Lunatic wrote:

probation sucks

Why are you on probation. Thug life ?

No, some guy kept harassing me and I let it go on for way too long until he was all up on me so I ended up bashing his head in a milk carton holder, was not forgiven.

You can't get probation for that also, you weigh less then 90 pound and are 4'6 ft if anyone got into a physical fight with you the other would win. This is 90% Lie like how you'd lie to fate shaker about being in rehab to get attention, that and how you'd pm me about being in the hospital.

Kids.

BlackTea7 wrote:

Lunatic wrote:

boytitan2 wrote:

Why are you on probation. Thug life ?

No, some guy kept harassing me and I let it go on for way too long until he was all up on me so I ended up bashing his head in a milk carton holder, was not forgiven.

You can't get probation for that also, you weigh less then 90 pound and are 4'6 ft if anyone got into a physical fight with you the other would win. This is 90% Lie like how you'd lie to fate shaker about being in rehab to get attention, that and how you'd pm me about being in the hospital.

She is actually being honest about this. Pretty sure she has been on probation for a little while now and it is called sneak attacking =D.

Lies are like 90% of what she puts here. And what she says, trust me I've dated her for over a year and know her better than she knows herself.

Please stop PMing me with your fucking sob life story, toddler soapie bullshit is not what I deal in, go see a shrink if you really think you got a god damn problem. You are still 17, focus your life on shit that actually fucking matter.

We should all PM uncle reV our sob stories.

http://puu.sh/cNAU5/b8083de6e0.webm

i actually laughed when they did this.

Quite saddening that my Chinese friend that was living with me for the past week had to leave. I took her to the airport yesterday and waited with her at her terminal.

Feels a lot more lonely now at night without her.

in other news my I just got my internet back after moving house.

IronDicks wrote:

Quite saddening that my Chinese friend that was living with me for the past week had to leave. I took her to the airport yesterday and waited with her at her terminal.

Feels a lot more lonely now at night without her.

in other news my I just got my internet back after moving house.

Yeah I'm gonna hate that same feeling when I go to see Sophie after being with her for 6 months, especially having waited for her for 2 years when I'm first scheduled to see her.

Her family was thinking about moving to Australia and we're thinking that we can probably move there together too, but plans are still in the air and no solid things have been built yet.

reVelske wrote:

Please stop PMing me with your fucking sob life story, toddler soapie bullshit is not what I deal in, go see a shrink if you really think you got a god damn problem. You are still 17, focus your life on shit that actually fucking matter.

This I didnt respond last time not going to respond this time.

BlackTea7 wrote:

I've dated her for over a year and know her better than she knows herself.

You don't have to repeatedly tell people that you've dated me for a year, we get it already.

>my class is going to start the gatsby I'm exited

Shit, mang. this is the "real life thread" but don't pu..sh it

https://i.imgur.com/N7SEAJe.jpg
advanced warfare is fun

Ten in the morn
and I'm torn
between keeping this gordita crunch around or eating it.
I ain't an American until my stomach is spoiled and round from me feeding it
but goddamn I already had the rest of the damn Doritos box and AM crunchwrap
I'm really feeling it
In my chest and beltline
I opted out of it last time
but this is taco bell for my first meal and I feel like hell and that's the punchline.


Edit: red white and blue bby
https://i.imgur.com/fCVXLAP.jpg

Relict? wrote:

Ten in the morn
and I'm torn
between keeping this gordita crunch around or eating it.
I ain't an American until my stomach is spoiled and round from me feeding it
but goddamn I already had the rest of the damn Doritos box and AM crunchwrap
I'm really feeling it
In my chest and beltline
I opted out of it last time
but this is taco bell for my first meal and I feel like hell and that's the punchline.


Edit: red white and blue bby
https://i.imgur.com/fCVXLAP.jpg

How often do I have to tell you to eat better. Then again I had hersheys pie for breakfest and burger king for lunch :v.

You've been telling me for almost two years now. I've been stupid but now I think I should start listening. It's been brought to my attention that I ignore good advice in real life. Plus I won't be young forever and I'm at least 165 lbs now compared to 150 lbs when I started college (and 135 when I was a sophomore in highschool).

Thank you. You should take care of your body, too. Well, you're probably doing a better job than me.

rawr.Rawrawrawr, ra rarawrrawr. Rawr.

:Beep:

America sells Diabetes in a cup

BlackTea7 wrote:

Lies are like 90% of what she puts here. And what she says, trust me I've dated her for over a year and know her better than she knows herself.

Damn man you need some porn