[Game] Crush my Dreams

I ninja'd this.... don't even ask why

simple.....

So basically, the poster will say his/her dreams/wishes, starting with 'I wish...'. Then, the next poster will try to crush it, and then says his/her dreams/wishes. And then, continues on...
Ok then, let's see how this goes..

I wish I had wings

Wish granted but they are made of stone, so they can't fly and you've just basically given yourself extra weight

I wish I had a shiny Pokemon

Granted, but it will die the moment you receive it

I wish I had cat ears

Granted, but you had to give up your hair in exchange for them

I wish I had the ability of parkour

This is rather morbid. I like.

You now have cat ears, but they're growing out of your pelvis.

I wish I had unlimited RT.

EDIT: Koiro a nigganinja.

You now have the ability to parkour, but you can only do it completely naked.

Q.Q no hair meanie!!..oh well a game is a game

Granted, except the moment you try to spend it your account will be banned by cyberstep

I wish I could draw like CC or Shance

You can, but you can only draw tentacles.

I wish I had the ability to move things with my mind.

L-lewd!!

Done, but if you use it your memories will be wiped out

I wish I can fly

Boom! You can now fly at a maximum altitude of 3 feet.

I wish I had a girlfriend again...

Granted, but your girlfriend will never allow you to touch her

I wish I could manipulate gravity

Wisdom.IF wrote:

Granted, but your girlfriend will never allow you to touch her

I wish I could manipulate gravity

Uncool.

You can manipulate gravity, but you can only do it for as long as you can hold your breath.

YAY 30 seconds is more than enough

you don't have a wish ???

I wish for the ability to summon pie on command.

Granted, and it will automatically come right at your face

C: ooh the classics....

I wish the great Nayko will come back soon

She comes back, but only to say she's never coming back.

I wish I could make my hair look any way I want on command.

EXNova wrote:

She comes back, but only to say she's never coming back.

I wish I could make my hair look any way I want on command.

Dude why would you do that ;_;

@topic

Granted, but you only have one hair on your head you could do this with

I wish for unlimited Peach Soda (No not Grape :c.).

Granted, but your doctor says if you drink one more peach soda you'll die

I wish I could use magic like Malcers and Reshers

Contract then despair then die horribly.

I wish Mega Gara would have some decent melee bots.

Granted, but it only contain a Brave Lios and the rest of the prizes are Meteoras.

I wish Komaeda Nagito is real <3 *hoping intensifies*

Despair ensues and you kill yourself.

I wish Dot Blaze would come faster to Singapore.

Sure, but everytime it would be sent, a problem would always occur because of terrorist that wants to harness LBXs powers

I wish I know if this is a new topic or a remade topic

Granted. We had a thread like this before, but it got abandoned. i also reported you for this post.
Not really.

I wish my english was better.

Then you start to speak English so frequently until you completely forget your mother tongue!


I wish I didn't need sleep.

Sure, but you would die because of that (no kidding!)

I wish there is an unbreakable wish

Your wish couldn't be granted because of this. Crushed.

I wish I'm expert at using Noel Vermillion in the game BLAZBLUE. (’・ω・`　)