The many deaths of CB!

Ever seen or heard 1000 Ways to Die? I surely did. Seen many parodies and variants too. So, why not make one for Cosmic Break for the giggles?

Just simply post as many different ways to die, how to do each of them, and I'll try to peform all of these, and maybe you'll have a few laughs out of me.

We're aiming for 50 different ways. Good luck!

1) Charging into an enemy ART wall with an AIR that has less than 50 HP, then dying from an inescapable barrage of explosives

2) Cactus-hugging

3) Use Fire Pillar/Trap on myself, die to fire

4) Using a L-ART equipped w/ sword and attempt to destroy PS

5) Use chibi, kill robot, then get ambushed by 3 Ivises

6) Meleeing an AIR mid air without any floor below

EDIT: Yeah... Don't think I'll ever get to do this. Just forget this thread. And/or me.

Are you desperate? Since you said:

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I'll try to peform all of these, and maybe you'll have a few laughs out of me.

but anyway, worst death scenario in CB:

Breaking through enemy art wall with a critically damaged Air ( 50 HP or less ).

Losing both arms and losing your head after previously getting attacked.

And barrages of missiles and explosives flying towards yourself as you fly through...

Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.

resireth wrote:

Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.

10/10

resireth wrote:

Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.

Muhdick ;_;

Koiro10 wrote:

resireth wrote:

Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.

Muhdick ;_;

Nobody said you can't be on the receiving end

This happened already before:

Me using Monica, ultimaz being ultimaz, fires Payrocket, hit, Booster Trouble, at least <10 HP left, suddenly.... Meta Cactus, >10 damage , PKed.

Acquire fat Art. Give it a sword. Move towards the enemy PS swinging it with all your might.

Attempt to beat an Ouka\Fencer\Ivis at meele using a Zero Saber Girl.

Challenge a Omega Hippo to a staring contest.

Spam *Repairing* until enough people have gathered at your team's PS. Use your Burst Fire bit (Karmatic death only).

Stovldodge an illumis amj alba missile barrage to land on top of an eris with ~100 HP.

Land on several enemy lnd melee bots...

resireth wrote:

Koiro10 wrote:

resireth wrote:

Perform copulation with a Meta Cactus for the entire duration of a match.

Muhdick ;_;

Nobody said you can't be on the receiving end

Muhanus ;_;

Use Brickgale TOPAZ BS with a metacactus behind you.

Hide in the lava and get locked-down with Waste Booster or Slow effects :3c

Fire trap yourself for bonus fly to escape- die to fire.[i]

Richitt wrote:

Fire pillar yourself for bonus fly to escape- die to fire.

Except fire pillars do not burn their owners. The only way you could do this one is by being pillared by someone else, OR by Blazed Baron BD.

Astral_Goddess wrote:

Richitt wrote:

Fire pillar yourself for bonus fly to escape- die to fire.

Except fire pillars do not burn their owners. The only way you could do this one is by being pillared by someone else, OR by Blazed Baron BD.

Seriously? I would've swore I hit myself with it once or twice by dashing into one I fired.


K edit

Melee an air that flying high on the Temple Site. :v

Maybe if you pillar in front of a wall or just lag that hard. Everything's possible wit mach 7 magic!

@Topic: Being a circle with untuned faggots.

Being a chibi, killed one bot, then suddenly three Ivis surrounds you with no warning