Get the pudding!

I used a chibi neko maid to get you to hand over the pudding, are you really going to steal pudding away from a chibi neko maid?

YEP. Not being affected by the chibi's cuteness, I run away with the pudding in my hand as fast as I can, so that you don't see me crying due to how much of a heartless bastard I am for not giving that adowable chibi mah puddin'.

While Koiro is still blinded by his own tears, I step out of a dark corner and grab the pudding unnoticed. My vicious laughter shatters the silence of the night as I activate my jet pack to prevail once more~

I use the gokai gallon to catch up with and have Lily steall the pudding when your not looking, then fly off to unknown parts of the universe to admire the pudding with my waifu

I went to those unknown parts of the world and alpha'd you and your waifu. I then steal the pudding, and fly away with my angel wings.

Lily enters EVE form and blast you with her rail gun sending the pudding flying, which i catch and fly off in Lilys back

But then I use a pokeball to capture Lily Rain EVE and steal the pudding. You, however, fall into an otherwordly dimensional portal I so lovingly placed right under you.

I return from the other dimension with new godlike powers, rend you in to nothingness, free my waifu and lock the pudding in a Chuck-Norris-ite safe

I resurrect myself, use my Bruce Lee powers to destroy the box, and take the pudding, running off into the distance.

I catch up with you by riding the red dragon thunderzord, then use the power of the king to remove your void, knocking you out in the process (your void is a PC mouse BTW), and trap the pudding in my own pocket dimension.

*Uses [Return from Different Dimensions]*

the pudding returns to earth, yet i've picked it. Now the pudding is hidden in google picture search (to get it you should show us the pudding and what'll you do =] )

I regain my otherworldly dimension powers, and regain my pocket dimension toy. With that, I go searching through dimensions, using Ice Car on anyone that stands in my way. I then retrieve the pudding, return to Earth, and hide inside of a cave in a parallel universe.

This is the pudding, by the way:

Spoiler:

Somehow the cave is hidden next to my house :V and I take it easily.

While Zed's at home sleeping alongside the pudding, i stealth inside and take the pudding.

I then hide the pudding somewhere inside one of the worst places of videogames: Hyrule's Water Temple dungeon, and place a mind bending boss guarding the dungeon.

Let's see how you'll manage to get it now! MUHAHAHAHA!

Being a zombie, is unafected by the mind bending (no brain and stuff..) and eats the monster's brains. Then goes through the dungeon easily by using master quest and steals the pudding.
Then summons his almighty zombie cat minions and hides the pudding in his heavily guarded hideout.

Then I called out Cosmo Kaiser

with his friends:

to storm the hideout. Yeah CB c21 original mechs owns them easily. Now the pudding is on ASG Base(never beaten it at c21en ._.), as a reward to finish.

I use nyan cat to take the pudding.

I'm gonna hide again :v

I hop on my trusty tac nayn and charge foward, defeating you and getting the pudding
I then fly throught space in it

But then I trap you in another dimension, take the pudding, and rode back to Earth on a rainbow.

I spill my hot chocolate over you and grab the pudding, then I steal your rainbow and get away on it.

I jump out of the rainbow and steal the pudding then fly away a Lily rain nyan catgirl

I follow you by running at Sonic Speed and distract the nyan Lily by giving her a ball of yarn and while you fall of I catch the pudding again and escape by a warp gate generated from the memories associated to this pudding

-leaves with Ravi style laughter-

While you're ripping off of Ravi's laugh (You should've laughed like Nicole Malice.), using my Wind Magic, I sweep you up in a mini tornado. While you're spinning around, you drop the pudding, which I pick up and run off with. You then become very dazed and throw up a bit in your mouth after the tornado's winds settle.

I use eva unit one to crush you and steal the pudding, then invoke the end of the world leaving just me and lily

Then I'll use eva unit ZedEX-FedEX~ then :V