Corruptin' Wishes - 2

Granted, but the kitten enjoys peeing in the corner of your room.

I wish I wasn't busy this month, so I could get all my cubes.

Granted... you have to pay your soul for that.

I wish our class' cheerdance competition goes well on Saturday.

Granted... if only the cheedance competition wasn't postponed to Sunday due to technical problem '-';;;

I wish everyone here can get all of them cube '-'//

Granted, but you are misunderstood when you ask for it, and you don't get your wish granted in the end.

I wish for a new statue to put in my backyard, that's about as large as I am.

Granted, but your mom thought the statue was you and put you on the backyard now... '-'


I wish everyone got the cube (Part II) '-'//

Granted, but they all got Cannon Ballers, Turtlebackers, and Frog Landers in their cubes.

I wish I could jump 50 feet into the air.

Granted, but only in space, where there's no oxygen.

I wish I would sleep.

Granted, you sleep, too sweet and soundly that you forgot to study for exam D:

I wish my rival can get nice mark on that test... '-'/

Granted, but you fail
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I wish i would stop accidently the verb

Granted, but you cant english anymro hlpe my iq si drpponig


I wish I could get slot protector omegas.

Granted, but CS jews you by not giving any successful tunes.

I wish Ala would get shipped.

Yup granted, Ala is now on a ship, alas... just when Ala thought Ala met Ala's soulmate, the ship hits an ice mountain and sunk...;-;


I wish everyone here read this ^^;/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8565846/1/The-Fragile-and-Dangerous-Rose

Granted, I read it. But then CB gives me no Winberrl anymore.

I wish I can't lie.

Granted, and now you tell the truth all the time, even when you tell the truth about embarrassing things you don't want to say, and you can't even lie to say something nice to someone.

I wish I had a hoverboard.

Granted, but you become paralyzed from the waist down, and cannot ride it.

I wish Green Chips were plentiful.

Granted, but then you used up all of them through several and many times of one tune.
(You didn't say infinite!)

I wish I didn't have to go back to uni tomorrow ;_;

Granted, but then you never have to go to uni again since you now make good money through other various means. (Good luck, sir).

I wish I could bulk up (in muscle).

Granted, but this was top secret knowledge and you are now being chased by bloodthirsty moes.

I wish I could come up with wishes so I could be more active in this topic.

Granted. But then you're going to wish for more absurd things.

I wish my head wasn't empty when I need to think about my works. D:

Granted, you still hear Gangnam Style. Because you spelled it wrong.

I wish I can fulfill my friend's promise.

Grnted, but you friendzoned

I wish the friend zone would free all its victims